Blog EntryThanks for the snotDec 21, '06 12:22 PM
for everyone

Some guy in my office building apparently feels the need to unclog his nose while taking a leak. He likes to leave the evidence on the wall above the urinal for everyone to see. I'm not sure how often the cleaning crew cleans the mens room, but its either not very often or they are making a statement by not removing the booger.

This morning I was delighted to see that someone took matters into their own hands and said what the rest of us have been thinking. Thanks for the snot, you stupid asshole! :-)

Note that I cropped the actual booger out of the photo for those of you who haven't yet eaten lunch.


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debbie wrote on Dec 21, '06
That is absolutely disgusting! I agree with the note writer, the guy is an asshole!
tracy wrote on Dec 21, '06
yuck! that's gross.
joelhersh11 wrote on Dec 21, '06
maybe he is just making a political statement, expressing his view of the bush administration. free speech and all that stuff---hey it's just an opinion
mima915 wrote on Dec 21, '06
that is so disgusting. but quite funny that someone posted this note...smart
danxishere wrote on Dec 21, '06
It is good to see that doesn't just happen on the second floor bathroom of where we work. I hate when you go swimming and feel like you have a booger and then rub your nose and smear it all over your hand, from your thumb tip all the way to the wrist. You know, the big stringy white booger...and you can't even roll that one up into a ball. It is the one where it takes like five hours to clean it out of your nose, because it has more parts than a religious mini-series on network TV.
tina wrote on Dec 21, '06
I may have to disown you soon.
bumgarner wrote on Dec 21, '06
Wow, the men's room is so much more interesting, and disgusting, than the ladies room. Sometimes we get a love-seat or a couch with some pretty plants, so I think I like ours better!
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danxishere wrote on Dec 21, '06
I was thinking...how can an asshole be stupid? Like, it could be a dirty asshole...but an asshole is just an asshole. It has no brains...
sach wrote on Dec 21, '06
That'snot funny. Thanks for the crop of the snot.
ginarw wrote on Dec 21, '06
I agree....GROSS! The funny part is someone left the note.


OK..... fess up was it you??
pez wrote on Dec 21, '06
I once heard a story about two people who shared an office, and they created snot sculptures. I'm not naming names or anything......
sujewel wrote on Dec 21, '06
Well, at least he doesn't eat it. Nor does he use his stream of urine to remove snot from his fingertips.

Why do these things get in my head???

BTW, whose to say the snotty man is not a member of the cleaning crew? Thus explaining the dirty wall.
balazs wrote on Dec 21, '06
pez said
I once heard a story about two people who shared an office, and they created snot sculptures. I'm not naming names or anything......
Just tell me it wasn't anyone in our office now.
danxishere wrote on Dec 21, '06
sujewel said
Nor does he use his stream of urine to remove snot from his fingertips.
I pissed an ant off of the toilet bowl at work the other day. Can you imagine you are just walking around and all of a sudden a big torrent of piss sweeps you into a whirlpool and to sure death. I can't imagine worse ways to go...
tp8888 wrote on Dec 21, '06
I pissed an ant off
i'm betting the ant isn't the only one ;)
jsting2001 wrote on Dec 21, '06
Okay...unless you are a man do not read further. (that was the disclaimer....)

I'm glad dave brought this up...because I have been meaning to post on this...More stranfely and disturbing to me...is not the snot on the wall people...but the ....
...Pubic hair on the top of the urinal people.
I have seen this 100's of times...so its not a one-time thing. And since the top of the urinal is a foot higher than where the hair is coming from....I can safely say it is not accidental hair. So this means that people pluck a pube and put it on top of the urinal. What is this?! Why????!!!
What kind of fetish is this??? Feedback please....
pez wrote on Dec 22, '06
Okay...unless you are a man do not read further. (that was the disclaimer....)
After reading this line I thought you were going to talk about what is surely going to be #1 on your 5 things ;-)
bumgarner wrote on Dec 22, '06
..Pubic hair on the top of the urinal people
Man, the men's room is just a different world there isn't it? So glad I'm a girl...
danxishere wrote on Dec 22, '06
...Pubic hair on the top of the urinal people.
Personally, I would still try to piss it off into the urinal, but you would have to do it at the beginning of the piss - with a strong stream. If you waited until mid-piss or near the end just before the shake, you wouldn't be able to get it done.

On a side note, doesn't it suck when you hit the piss cake wrong and get blue or pink stuff all over your pants leg?
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